What NOT to Say in an Argument

Ok, let's say you and your wife are in an argument. Let's say that you're an asshole. Let's also assume that you're arguing because you are actually taunting your wife over the fact that the family dog was put to sleep. Let's further assume that you have a decorative sword handing over the fireplace. Assuming all of that, what you should not say to your wife is "just get the sword, bitch." Because she will.

Did You Think Political Correctness Was Limited to the US?

Members of the appropriately named UK organization, Professional Association of Teachers (PAT), have proposed that the word "fail" should be banned from use in classrooms and replaced with the phrased "deferred success". I kid you not. A spokesman said that the group wanted to avoid labelling children. "We recognize that children do not necessarily acheive success the first time," he said.

"Often children are abject loosers, pitiful specimens of the human race, who are too stupid to realize how awful they really are. And to label them as 'failures' would really only scratch the surface and paint an inaccurate picture of the incredible nature of their utter hopelessness."

Ok, the last part was mine.

Take Your Time: Extra Second Will be Added to 2005 - Yahoo! News

Take Your Time: Extra Second Will be Added to 2005 - Yahoo! News; Just remember this at Times Square.