A Bad Day All Around
Ok, so you're awakened by a burglar. Bad for you, bad for the burglar.
But you find a knife and chase the burglar out of your house and down the street. Good for you, bad for the burglar.
You chase him into an alley and start stabbing him. Good for you, really bad for the burglar.
Some construction workers see this going on and try to break up the fight. They start wailing on you with a shovel. Bad for you, good for the burglar.
The burglar gets up, runs to his car and drives away. Bad for you, good for the burglar.
The burglar only gets a few blocks and crashes into a house. He dies at the scene and you're taken to the hospital with critical injuries.
A Bad Day All Around.
But you find a knife and chase the burglar out of your house and down the street. Good for you, bad for the burglar.
You chase him into an alley and start stabbing him. Good for you, really bad for the burglar.
Some construction workers see this going on and try to break up the fight. They start wailing on you with a shovel. Bad for you, good for the burglar.
The burglar gets up, runs to his car and drives away. Bad for you, good for the burglar.
The burglar only gets a few blocks and crashes into a house. He dies at the scene and you're taken to the hospital with critical injuries.
A Bad Day All Around.
posted by Michael Smith at 3:32 PM
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