A Stalker's Latest Tool

This is rich. Panties with GPS and biometric monitoring!!! Now you can find out where she is and if she's hot and bothered (or on a bike ride).

A testimonial from a worried father:

They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our [daughter] several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.

Worried father or pervert? You decide.

How about this from a new husband:

My wife and I got married three years ago. Last winter I started suspecting her of cheating. It was tearing my heart out to think of her with another man. In an act of desperation I bought these panties, and boy am I glad I did.

Why? Because it proved your suspicions baseless and your marriage is now stronger than ever? Sadly, no!

It turns out, she was sleeping with her coworker! She was going to a hotel near her office nearly every workday. I monitored her through the mapping software, pantyMap®, for several weeks,and then I confronted her. forget-me-not-panties™ saved me from a bad marriage. We are getting a divorce, and I have records for my divorce lawyer proving what a fraud she was.

What a heart-warming ending!!! Gotta love a product that has software called "pantyMap".

Hey, and what a bargain they are: only $99 for gps only; $179 for GPS and biometrics. That's for one panty.